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Convention Grill: Revisiting My Childhood Burger Joint

// May 16th, 2010 // View Comments // Restaurants, Reviews


A week ago, I flew home to the Twin Cities, my birthplace and home for 18 years. The purpose of the trip was to surprise the woman who spawned me for the day that celebrates her achievement, but that’s a whole separate blog post. This being a burger blog and all, I decided I’d share another experience from that trip (no, not a gas station burger), a visit to a classic burger joint in Edina, Minnesota – Convention Grill.

Convention Grill was always one of those places that we’d go to on a rather irregular basis, the sort of restaurant that everyone liked, but just never thought of when it came time to decide what to have for dinner. It’s a little out of the way if you live on the south side of town like we did, but not so far that we couldn’t bear the ten minute drive (hey, don’t laugh, Minnesotans live a very leisurely lifestyle). And while I haven’t been there many times, I most certainly have not been there in many many years. In fact, I’d venture to say it’s been almost 10 years since I was last there, maybe more (but hey, the place has been around since 1934).

Like many restaurants that have been around for a bazillion years, not much has changed: the food is still good, the atmosphere still like a neighborhood hangout, and the waitresses still wear those weird white uniforms that look more like a nurse’s uniform than anything else.

Let’s get down to brass tacks, so to speak: there is one word I would use to describe this burger, and it is “good.” It’s not mind-blowing, you won’t walk out of here with the sudden urge to sneak back in the door and order another for carry-out. But it really is a solid display of hamburger, juicy, cooked to order, and satisfying. I have to admit I’m always disappointed when a burger has better toppings than meat, and this is one of those burgers. But oddly enough, while the bacon and cheddar really blew me away, I really wasn’t that upset by the mediocre beef patty (hey, at least they cooked it how I like it!). In fact, my favorite part of the whole burger was the bun, a fresh and squishy unseeded white bun, ever-so-slightly toasted, and a perfect sponge to save all of that beefy flavor.

The real star at the Convention Grill is the fries. I know, I know, this is a blog about hamburgers. But I can’t even begin to describe the freshly fried, new-oil flavor of these well-done french fries. I don’t usually go for the ultra crispy variety, except for those last little bits at the bottom of the bowl (dessert anyone?). The fries here are good enough to eat alone, as a meal (but why would you do that?). They’re also served in gigantic portions; a full order can easily serve 3-4 people.

Aside: Convention Grill also introduced me to the idea of eating sour cream on french fries, something that I rarely do, except when I’m at this place.

Nostalgia aside, the Convention Grill is still a great spot to grab a burger in the Twin Cities. With all the new-school joints opening up in uptown, downtown, and St. Paul, there’s something really special about hitting a classic restaurant and enjoying the same delicious sandwich that I’ve been eating for years, especially when it’s been ten years since the last one.

The 22nd Century Burger – Molecular Gastronomy for the Pub Crowd

// May 6th, 2010 // View Comments // Recipes, Videos

22nd Century Hamburgers from Ozersky.TV on Vimeo.

Never have you seen a burger cooked quite like this – flash fried, vacuum packed in butter, circulated at a perfect medium rare temp, then flash fried again, leaving an unpacked, dripping, juicy hunk of delicious beefiness with the grinder noodles still in tact.

This video, by ozersky.tv comes courtesy of an excellent post over at AHT.  Dig it, but maybe don’t try it at home (unless you have the proper equipment, of course, in which case I hope you invite me over).

The Garbage Burger

// May 3rd, 2010 // View Comments // Videos

There are few pleasures in life like that feeling you’ve got when you’ve just filled your gut slightly over the top with burgerry goodness.  You know – that “I’m really full right now, and while I could probably squeeze in another bite or two, I’m going to just sit here and relish it.”

This burger will not give you that feeling.

via YouTube – The Garbage Burger-Food Network.

The Peanut Butter And Bacon Burger: The meaning of the word “Deliciosity”

// April 27th, 2010 // View Comments // Quickies, Restaurants

You know, I’ve had a bacon burger (lots of ‘em).  I’ve had a peanut butter burger (Bukowski’s in Boston).  But I’ve never had a peanut butter bacon burger.  Thanks to the Shake Shack, now I can.

OK, actually I’m probably just going to make one myself, but you should at least have a little feast for your eyes.

The Peanut Butter And Bacon Burger: Putting A Heart Attack On A Plate Into Your Hand – The Awl.